NYC 5.9 - 12.9

Uh, I most certainly did not get bangs, a tight leather jacket and wrinkly brown boots after watching Anne Hathaway/Andy Sachs's "The Devil wears Prada" make over. Nor do I check http://www.gofugyourself.com/ religiously, giving it priority to my work email, serious news websites, sending my grandmother a card for her birthday or even personal hygiene. It is mere coincidence that I know the Fug girls are about to report straight from New York Fashion Week - which kicks off tomorrow - on http://nymag.com/fashion/. Now if you'll excuse me, the latest edition of Wall Street Journal is calling my name.